I hear in third world countries, women are sent to their own hut during their… (ahem)
Jan 25th, 2009 by jenzug
Me: “I think I’m about to start my period.”
Bryan: “What makes you say that?”
“Because right now I’m pretty convinced you’re a rat bastard, and I really have no reason to think that.”
“I see.”
“Maybe I should just lay low tonight and not talk.”
“Sounds like a plan.”
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I resemble this. Good stuff.
That hut sounds like a great idea, as long as there is chocolate and salty snacks.
hilarious
and, oh, so true!