Me: “Have you seen the baby monitors? Someone from Craig’s List is coming over to buy them, but they’ve disappeared.”
Bryan: “I don’t know. I recall seeing them somewhere, but I can’t remember.”
“Oh, here they are in a random box of crap. Can you not do that when you clean?”
“Uh, remember that day we had to put Lucy’s kennel upstairs in a hurry? That was all the crap you had sitting on top of it.”
“Oh. Well then. Carry on.”