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Things The Dog Ate – The Pile I'm Standing In
Things The Dog Ate

Things The Dog Ate

Lucy, six months old

  • common kitchen sponge
  • used S.O.S. pad
  • toothbrush
  • wooden puzzle pieces
  • plastic baseball bat
  • used tissues
  • egg shells
  • the discarded leaves of four artichokes
  • my down comforter
  • a whole chicken, raw, partly frozen
  • a raw ground beef chub from Costco
  • poop (her own x infinity)
  • the crotch of a poopy pull-up ( x infinity)

4 thoughts on “Things The Dog Ate

  1. Sweet mercy, that’s disgusting.
    About 20 years ago, I had a pet rat named Roo. She used to steal dishtowels & cigarette butts and hide them under the couch to chew on. Roo ain’t got nothin’ on Lucy.

  2. Oh yuck! Our sharpei growing up ate legos, beer bottles (yes, glass) and cans, two retainers, a box of permanent markers on white carpet–you name it. It was horrible!

  3. Yup, sounds like a dog!
    My childhood beagle liked metal and would eat paperclips, staples, and just about any thing else made of steel.
    He also ate a refrigerator magnet.
    Steel + magnet = large lump of rusty metal requiring surgery.
    Good thing they are cute…

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