Things The Dog Ate

Lucy, six months old

  • common kitchen sponge
  • used S.O.S. pad
  • toothbrush
  • wooden puzzle pieces
  • plastic baseball bat
  • used tissues
  • egg shells
  • the discarded leaves of four artichokes
  • my down comforter
  • a whole chicken, raw, partly frozen
  • a raw ground beef chub from Costco
  • poop (her own x infinity)
  • the crotch of a poopy pull-up ( x infinity)

4 thoughts on “Things The Dog Ate”

  1. Sweet mercy, that’s disgusting.
    About 20 years ago, I had a pet rat named Roo. She used to steal dishtowels & cigarette butts and hide them under the couch to chew on. Roo ain’t got nothin’ on Lucy.

  2. Wow, that’s gross. I can add some reasons to why I don’t have a dog. 🙂

  3. Oh yuck! Our sharpei growing up ate legos, beer bottles (yes, glass) and cans, two retainers, a box of permanent markers on white carpet–you name it. It was horrible!

  4. Yup, sounds like a dog!
    My childhood beagle liked metal and would eat paperclips, staples, and just about any thing else made of steel.
    He also ate a refrigerator magnet.
    Steel + magnet = large lump of rusty metal requiring surgery.
    Good thing they are cute…

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