Once Upon a Time There Was a Little Girl Who Wanted PEENK Socks.

“I want PEENK socks, mama!”

“You want pink socks? Here’s some pink socks.”

“NO! I want PEENK socks!”

“These ARE pink socks, Ruthie.”

“NOOO! I want do self!”

“OHHH! You want to PICK socks.”

“YEAH!”

“Okay, here’s the basket.”

[Looks in basket] “Oh no! I want PEENK socks!”

“Go ahead, you can pick whatever socks you want.”

“Where’s PEENK socks, mama?”

“The pink socks are right here…”

“NOOO! I WANT PEENK SOCKS!”

“Ruthie, these ARE pink socks, and you can PICK them yourself!”

[Dumps basket of socks on the floor] “OH LOOK, mama! PEENK socks!”

[Laughing & peeing in my pants] “OH! You want the PIG socks!”

“YEAH!”