Introverted mom seeking extrovert for translating communications with extroverted daughter.
Common misunderstood phrases include (but are not limited to):
“But I don’t want to be alone outside!” when asked to take out the recycling.
“But I don’t want to be alone in my room!” when asked to get dressed.
“But I don’t want to be alone!” when asked to stay in her room until 7am.
Ability to explain dislike for being alone; must be available on call.