Me: [hurling heavy items onto conveyor belt at Costco]
Costco check-out guy: Oh, these chicken wings will be awesome for your Superbowl party!
Me: [panic. There’s a Superbowl? I’m throwing a party? I don’t remember scheduling a party!] Uh…
Costco check-out guy: There’s a gal down there dressed all in [names colors of team I can’t recall].
Costco check-out guy: So who are you rooting for?
Me: [panic. I know there’s two teams, but WHICH ONES ARE THEY?] Actually, I’m a pretty big fan of the commercials.
Costco check-out guy: [stares at me like my third head just exploded.]
Me: Have a nice day!