I’m in it for the commercials

Me: [hurling heavy items onto conveyor belt at Costco]

Costco check-out guy: Oh, these chicken wings will be awesome for your Superbowl party!

Me: [panic. There’s a Superbowl? I’m throwing a party? I don’t remember scheduling a party!] Uh…

Costco check-out guy: There’s a gal down there dressed all in [names colors of team I can’t recall].

Me: Wow.

Costco check-out guy: So who are you rooting for?

Me: [panic. I know there’s two teams, but WHICH ONES ARE THEY?] Actually, I’m a pretty big fan of the commercials.

Costco check-out guy: [stares at me like my third head just exploded.]

Me: Have a nice day!

One thought on “I’m in it for the commercials”

  1. You aren’t the only one. By pure chance my hubby and I saw what was probably the most exciting part of the game. Now tomorrow at work, he can BS at work like he saw the whole thing. 🙂

    If I had been home during the game, I would probably have watched the commercials only. I do like football but when I don’t have a team to cheer for, I don’t really care. I’m a Canadian Football fan, actually.

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