I will not name any names to preserve the integrity of all participants, but several desperate housewives gathered in my basement tonight for a big screen HD viewing of Justin Timberlake’s FutureSex/LoveShow on HBO.
O-my-ga. The man has some moves.
One of my friends came downstairs at one point and said, “There was a huge streak of lightening outside!”
“That’s God trying to find me right now!” shouted another as she fanned her lusting eyes.