Definitely Wow’d.
Jan 27th, 2009 by jenzug
Bryan: “Hey, I got a new iPhone app called iSteam.”
(he blows on his phone, it steams, he wipes it off).
Jen: “What does it do?”
“That. What it just did.”
“It steams up and you wipe it off?”
“Yeah.”
“And that’s it?”
[pause]
“It was free.”
Be warned: what you see here is not my best work. It is what Anne Lamott describes in Bird By Bird as a series of “shitty first drafts.” Blogging dragged me kicking and screaming out of creative constipation by getting me to actually write. So I do that. A lot. Without worrying about every word choice or comma placement.
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my husband does the same thing…(strange, useless, free apps…)
I think I like Bryan. A lot.
If it’s going to steam like that, the least it could do is make you coffee.