car talk

car talk

Thomas: What are we doing here again?

Me: I’m picking up the canopies our friends borrowed.

Thomas: I WANNA SEE THE PEAS!

Me: The peas?

Thomas: Yeah, I wanna see the can of peas!

Ruthie: Mom, is the chicken we eat the same as the REAL chicken that goes BAWK BAWK?

Me: Yup.

Ruthie: So we cook the chicken that is alive?

Me: Yes, but it’s not alive WHILE we’re cooking it.

Ruthie: [silence]

Me: How does that make you feel?

Ruthie [smiling]: Good. I like chicken!

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