Top Ten Search Phrases Ranking My Site

10. picture of a pile of luggage
9. “found a penny in her” diaper (2nd ranking)
8. wife “at home” (2nd ranking)
7. toddler swallowed a penny (1st ranking!)
6. swallowed penny
5. embossing powder dangers
4. how to cheer up a post partum wife (1st ranking)
3. scary snowman (8th ranking)
2. moms pooping (11th ranking)
1. chubby jen (1st ranking – thanks, thank you so much)

Bryan and I hooted as I read these to him. Then he deadpanned, “You must be really reassuring to mothers everywhere.”