Things that make me turn around and walk the other way
Jul 5th, 2008 by jenzug
B: Thomas! Don’t point that laser at your eye!
J: What happens if he points it at his eye?
B: He’ll go blind.
J: Uh, why are we letting him play with the laser?
B: Because he’s a boy. He needs to be trusted with dangerous things.
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Sounds a little scary to me!! Enuf said! Gammma