The moment you realize you are the only one on the planet without call waiting..
May 24th, 2008 by jenzug
(via email)
Her: I got your message and can’t seem to get through on your phone, I keep getting a busy signal.
Me: LOL. That busy signal probably means I’m on the phone. 
Her: Dude, you so old school, i haven’t heard a busy signal since like 1998… ha ha…
Be warned: what you see here is not my best work. It is what Anne Lamott describes in Bird By Bird as a series of “shitty first drafts.” Blogging dragged me kicking and screaming out of creative constipation by getting me to actually write. So I do that. A lot. Without worrying about every word choice or comma placement.
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