Me: “The bookkeeper said she’ll fill out those tax forms for us to sign.”
Bryan: “Uh, okay. How much will she charge for that?”
Me (thinking to myself): “How much? Huh. Didn’t even think of that. I was just glad I didn’t have to do it.”
Bryan (thinking to himself): “Oiy.” *pulls hair out*
Me (out loud): “I’ll call and ask her.”
Bryan: (out loud): “Sounds great.”
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