Optimus Prime & Buzz Light Year have a play date.
Dec 16th, 2008 by jenzug
Buzz Light Year: Hey, you wanna go for a fly?
Optimus Prime: I can’t. I don’t have wings.
Buzz Light Year: You could pretend your arms are wings!
Optimus Prime: Hey, I have a great idea! I saw some wings at the store!
[insert wing attachment sound effects]
Optimus Prime: Okay, let’s go! Wanna go to the park?
Be warned: what you see here is not my best work. It is what Anne Lamott describes in Bird By Bird as a series of “shitty first drafts.” Blogging dragged me kicking and screaming out of creative constipation by getting me to actually write. So I do that. A lot. Without worrying about every word choice or comma placement.
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