Lord have mercy on his cold, dead heart.
Jan 2nd, 2010 by jenzug
Me: “So was that the best movie of the year or WHAT?”
Him: “Meh.”
Me: “Wha-? You didn’t like it?!”
Him: “It was a little mellow dramatic at times.”
Me: “You’re such an asshole.”
Him: “I take it you liked it, then?”
Be warned: what you see here is not my best work. It is what Anne Lamott describes in Bird By Bird as a series of “shitty first drafts.” Blogging dragged me kicking and screaming out of creative constipation by getting me to actually write. So I do that. A lot. Without worrying about every word choice or comma placement.
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