I swear, I don’t make these conversations up.
Feb 13th, 2009 by jenzug
Thomas: “Are we going to see no one today?”
Me: “We’re going to see Noah!”
“Nooooooo! I’m talking about if we’re going to see NO ONE!”
“Yes, we’re seeing someone.”
“STOP IT! I’M ASKING IF WE’RE GOING TO SEE NO ONE TODAY!”
[deep breath] “No, we’re not seeing No One today.”
“Who are we going to see?”
“Noah!”
[giggles] “I fought you said we won’t going to see no one. Siwwy mommy.”
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Man, they(Thomas+Ruthie) both have that all-out smile. So cute.