I swear, I don’t make these conversations up.

Thomas: “Are we going to see no one today?”

Me: “We’re going to see Noah!”

“Nooooooo! I’m talking about if we’re going to see NO ONE!”

“Yes, we’re seeing someone.”

“STOP IT! I’M ASKING IF WE’RE GOING TO SEE NO ONE TODAY!”

[deep breath] “No, we’re not seeing No One today.”

“Who are we going to see?”

“Noah!”

[giggles] “I fought you said we won’t going to see no one. Siwwy mommy.”