B: My sweatshirt still smells like paintball paint.
J: Even after I washed it?
B: Yeah, see? Smell it –
J: Uh, no. I trust you.
B: No really, smell it.
J: Honey, I don’t need to smell it.
B: Just take a whiff!
J: Why does it matter so much that I smell your stinky sweatshirt???
B: Because I participated in a macho activity and I want you to smell my musk.
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Well, sure. What other reason could there be?