A Twitter from Mommy4Cocktails indicated she may or may not be meeting Scott Baio. This led me to a Google search to find out what that hottie has been up to (Baio, not Mommy. I know far too much about her). Which led me to BaioWatch (obviously, people with more time to spare than me). Which led me to BaioWulf.
Which led me to believe I should have gone to bed twenty minutes ago.
But please…. tell me you laughed as hard as me at this:
I am secretly in love with Chachi and wished…for many reasons that I was Joanie.